Love, Lust & Faking It by Jenny McCarthy

Author:Jenny McCarthy
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
ISBN: 9780062029379
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 2010-11-29T23:00:00+00:00

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What Happens in Vegas …

Do NOT stay in Vegas… if you’re famous. Celebrities used to think it was a safe haven for going to a strip club, taking home a stripper, and then playing Twister with her. Thanks to a hurting economy, even strippers are spilling the beans for big money to reveal their steamy nights with Mr. Famous. With the evolution of cell phones allowing normal folk to capture their dirty deeds, paparazzi no longer need to be omnipresent. All it takes is one click of a cell phone to have enough evidence to rat out a celeb. In doing so, I’m sure the snitchers give that money to charity … not.

I recently talked to a casino owner in Vegas and asked him why there weren’t more paparazzi in Vegas. He told me, “Because we’d shoot ’em.” He went on to say they try to protect everyone who comes to Vegas. Not just celebs but executives and anyone looking for a good time. He could have saved that whole sentence by just saying, “We protect cheaters the best we can.” Sin City has always had the legacy of fulfilling our naughtiest desires and helping us let go of pressures from everyday life. But lives can be seriously destroyed in this town. People who don’t even know each other get married in dinky chapels and then quickly try to annul the marriage after the drugs wear off.

Bachelor parties are the most dangerous events a dude can go to in Vegas, if he is attempting to be a monogamist. It’s really hard for guys not to partake in some sort of raunchy business when girls are shoving cucumbers up their vaginas and asking dudes to insert a twenty-dollar bill in their sphincter. I’ve heard so many stories over the years and even crashed a bachelor party once to watch what went on. Let me tell ya, it didn’t go too well for the bride. Every guy slept with or got eaten alive by the stripper. It made me ask the question, does this happen at the majority of bachelor parties? I was also intrigued by Nevada’s brothels. If I was a horny dude looking for a Twister partner, a brothel is where I would go, only because of the strict STD screenings they do.

My curiosity on this particular subject was overwhelming, so I hopped on a Southwest flight and flew my ass to Las Vegas to interview girls at the number-one brothel in Nevada, the Chicken Ranch.

Walking into the establishment, I was really taken aback by how peaceful and quaint it was. The picture in my mind was taken straight from the movies. I pictured drunken people and naked chicks walking around. It wasn’t like that at all. I opened the door and was politely greeted and told to go to a back bungalow, where I would get a chance to interview two working girls.

JENNY: Hey, girls.

ASHLEY: Hi.

MICHELLE: Hello.

JENNY: You’re both totally hot. Like HOT hot.

ASHLEY: (Laughs.)

MICHELLE: What did you expect?

JENNY: Honestly, I wasn’t sure.

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